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CL Repost–A guy named Al looking for a Betty to sing Paul Simon song with August 24, 2010

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best of craigslist > philadelphia > Seeking bodyguard named Betty

Originally Posted: Mon, 21 Jun 01:33 EDT

I am a Paul Simon fan in my mid thirties. As my name is Al, for the past 20 years I’ve been searching for a friend named Betty with whom I could sing the Paul Simon song “You Can Call Me Al.” Imagine how much fun we could have singing along with the lyrics and pointing at each other when our names are mentioned! We could sing it together on road trips with the windows down, at home with our stereos cracked loud, we can smile at each other knowingly when it’s played in gas stations and grocery stores and text each other when we’re apart and it comes on the radio. I’m especially looking forward to acting out our own version of the classic Paul Simon Chevy Chase music video. We can post it on Youtube! Just to be clear, I’m not really looking for a bodyguard (that’s a lyric from the song haha!) just a friend named Betty. If you want we could maybe sing other Paul Simon songs at some point but I’d really rather we stick with our namesakes You Can Call Me Al. Of course I want proof your name is really Betty so when we meet I’ll need to see a state issued photo ID with that name. I’ll also accept Elizabeth, Roberta or Beatrix. Please write back soon I can’t wait to hang out Sincerely -Your long lost pal!!! •it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1802444273

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CRAIGSLIST REPOST: Giving Blood – m4w August 5, 2010

best of craigslist > washington, DC > Giving Blood – m4w Originally Posted: Mon, 19 Jul 23:13 EDT

Giving Blood – m4w


Date: 2010-07-19, 11:13PM EDT


 

You: Sitting in the donor waiting area at the Red Cross looking relaxed and cute as all get-out.
Me: In the recovery area, dizzy and eating oatmeal-raisin cookies.

It seemed we had some nice eye-contact, but on top of being dizzy I’m a bit shy, so I left without saying a word. Argh! You might be my type!

  • Location: Fairfax Red Cross
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1852440586

 

Craigslist Repost: stripping pole is a crock of shit! July 16, 2010

springfield craigslist > for sale / wanted > free stuff 

stripping pole is a crock of shit! 

Date: 2010-07-16, 9:17PM CDT

First when I called the guy asked what I would give for it, I said nothing it was posted in free. Then he proceeded to say that he didn’t have a pole and didn’t know what I was talking about! Ppl should get a life! 

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Craigslist Repost: FREE STRIPPER POLE!!

springfield craigslist > for sale / wanted > free stuff 

FREE STRIPPER POLE!! 

Date: 2010-07-16, 8:33PM CDT 

Reply to: see below 

never been used still in box call 4177930032 

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CL Repost: Miniature Horse–Would you buy this horse? It looks CRAZY! July 8, 2010

Miniature Horse – $400 (Rogersville, MO) 

Date: 2010-07-08, 9:06PM CDT 

Reply to: sale-t2vfs-1833082123@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] 

Wonderful, smart and easy going miniature horse for sale. He learns quickly and has a fantastic personality, just needs a job. I don’t have the time for him and he is being wasted. He would make an EXCELLENT TRICK PONY, cart horse or riding horse! I have him as a pet and companion horse which he would also be helpful as. He has been trained in Parelli natural horsemanship and has learned the first seven games. Trailers, started clipping and bathing. email/call for more information. Good home only. 

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417-766-3544 

Lo#ation: Rogersville, MO 

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Cl Ad Repost: 4 Cynder Blocks June 22, 2010

I guess this person doesn’t know you can buy these brand new for $2.00 each from Lowes!

4 Cynder Blocks – $20 (spfld)


Date: 2010-06-22, 6:07PM CDT
Reply to: see below


 

I have 4 cynder for sale $20, near msu 894-1237
  • Location: spfld
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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CL REPOST: best of craigslist: its Jared here, with COUCH-WOW June 11, 2010

best of craigslist > vancouver, BC > its Jared here, with COUCH-WOW 

Originally Posted: Tue, 1 Dec 15:43 PST 

its Jared here, with COUCH-WOW 

Date: 2009-12-01, 3:43PM PST 

Hey Folks, Jared here. 

I have a terific new product here to show you.. 

ITS COUCH-WOW…. and for a limited time only you too can enjoy this wonderful couch. AND ITS YOURS FREE…. thats right for just 3 easy payments of $0.00 you too can have this couch.. its a great deal.. and its all yours FREE… BUT WAIT.. THERES MORE… email.now and ask about express pick up… thats right you can pick it up right now.. FOR FREE… BUT WAIT.. THERES MORE… for a limited time only … cause you know i cant do this all day… for the first emailer to ask.. I WILL HELP YOU LOAD IT INTO YOUR TRUCK… FOR FREE…. 

now you ask how this deal can get any better.. well here it is… again for a limited time only.. i will also throw in the places where the CATS SCRATCHED THE COUCH… unbeleivable?… I KNOW.. but its all yours for free.. 

email now.. our operators are standing by 

Location: Coquitlam 

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PostingID: 1490581754 

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