Posted on March 27, 2010.
Posted by P. Beckert
EXPERIENCED CATAPULT BUILDER (N. AUSTIN)
Date: 2010-03-26, 9:33PM CDT
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Group of Investors looking for experienced carpenter to build over-sized catapult sturdy enough to fling Rush Limbaugh all the way to Costa Rica and help him make good on his promise to leave the country if the health care reform bill became law.
Top dollar will be paid for the best design submitted.
You build the catapult. We’ll take care of the logistics of getting Rush into the damn thing.
Job Posting: 1639419
Location: N Austin
Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job! Show up in person with tools and plans ready to start building immediately.
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests. This is a very specific job that may or may not require some degree of knowledge about rocket science.