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CL Repost–A guy named Al looking for a Betty to sing Paul Simon song with August 24, 2010

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best of craigslist > philadelphia > Seeking bodyguard named Betty

Originally Posted: Mon, 21 Jun 01:33 EDT

I am a Paul Simon fan in my mid thirties. As my name is Al, for the past 20 years I’ve been searching for a friend named Betty with whom I could sing the Paul Simon song “You Can Call Me Al.” Imagine how much fun we could have singing along with the lyrics and pointing at each other when our names are mentioned! We could sing it together on road trips with the windows down, at home with our stereos cracked loud, we can smile at each other knowingly when it’s played in gas stations and grocery stores and text each other when we’re apart and it comes on the radio. I’m especially looking forward to acting out our own version of the classic Paul Simon Chevy Chase music video. We can post it on Youtube! Just to be clear, I’m not really looking for a bodyguard (that’s a lyric from the song haha!) just a friend named Betty. If you want we could maybe sing other Paul Simon songs at some point but I’d really rather we stick with our namesakes You Can Call Me Al. Of course I want proof your name is really Betty so when we meet I’ll need to see a state issued photo ID with that name. I’ll also accept Elizabeth, Roberta or Beatrix. Please write back soon I can’t wait to hang out Sincerely -Your long lost pal!!! •it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1802444273

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CRAIGSLIST REPOST: Giving Blood – m4w August 5, 2010

best of craigslist > washington, DC > Giving Blood – m4w Originally Posted: Mon, 19 Jul 23:13 EDT

Giving Blood – m4w


Date: 2010-07-19, 11:13PM EDT


 

You: Sitting in the donor waiting area at the Red Cross looking relaxed and cute as all get-out.
Me: In the recovery area, dizzy and eating oatmeal-raisin cookies.

It seemed we had some nice eye-contact, but on top of being dizzy I’m a bit shy, so I left without saying a word. Argh! You might be my type!

  • Location: Fairfax Red Cross
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PostingID: 1852440586

 

This is awesome… April 26, 2010

LOST: Tripod in a sewer


Date: 2010-02-08, 9:00PM EST


Last night, I dropped my tripod in a fast flowing sewer, and it got carried away into the shitty abyss. If you’re an Ashbridges Bay sewage treatment plant worker, and you find a black Manfrotto 752B ball head tripod, it’s mine, and I miss it.

Thanks for your time.

  • Location: East Toronto
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